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so i’m pretty sure “acapella” is about my relationship with the discipline of cardiology

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ikuyootori:

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

 

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i-like-the-tuna-here:

There was a study done in Australia to find what occasions we think are acceptable to drink at. Instead they discovered that there are only three that we don’t think drinking are ok for.

  • Church gatherings
  • Studying
  • Childrens Parties

Thats it. Those are the only 3 occasions that we as a nation don’t think you should drink at.

I drink while I study. Helps me concentrate.

I would have a beer at a child’s party with the other adults.

Don’t some churches use wine for communion?

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  • me: *buys first bra*
  • my mom: you're a woman now
  • me: *starts period*
  • my mom: you're a woman now
  • me: *gets a job*
  • my mom: you're a woman now
  • me: Mom can I go to-
  • my mom: NO YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL IT'S DANGEROUS YOU WILL BE HOME BY 8 PM
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“Who’s your best friend?”
“This guy!”

“Who’s your best friend?”

“This guy!”

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tysella:

u came to the wrong neighbourhood m8

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numenorr:

devildoll:

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

hi yes sure ill take a photo

numenorr:

devildoll:

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

hi yes sure ill take a photo

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himym meme | nine recurring gags
telepathic convos

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mcavoys:

Impressionist sings ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ as 19 different divas

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When my best friends have an inside joke without me

whatshouldwecallme:

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simplykateasa:

sandandglass:

Jessica Williams proposes applying New York’s Stop and Frisk policy to Wall Street bankers. 

Boom

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Carrot Facts [@realcarrotfacts]

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The Difference Between First Year and Second Year

whatshouldwecallmedschool:

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Self-gloving with sterile gloves

whatshouldwecallmedschool:

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